Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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