are you still at the devil's house?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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