I'm eating all of the evidence.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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