I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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