i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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