Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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