i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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