I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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