i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you