i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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