porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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