Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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