last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away