After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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