i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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