That's intense
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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