There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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