Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?