Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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