Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Randomize
