Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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