If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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