I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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