His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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