Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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