I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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I'm getting married
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.