He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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