..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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