I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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