ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
These tits shall not be calmed
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