ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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