I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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