are you still at the devil's house?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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