I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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