I would go down on you faster than GM stock
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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