You really coming over, don't trick.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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