a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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