This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
