It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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