Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit