I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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