Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Randomize
