Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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