My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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