You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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