sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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