Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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