can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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