i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You're a waste of cheezeits
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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