Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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