Sponge bath it is.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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